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Buffalo Chicken Dip

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On a warm, dismal autumn day I was strolling through an orchard and …. no wait, that’s a story for a different recipe entirely. Do you ever wonder why blogs often have to have an entire backstory for every single recipe shared and a full description of every ingredient and how it was handpicked by a Light Cleric on a full moon? I often do. Why can’t the recipe’s backstory be “I tried this at a party once and liked it?” Because that is literally all this is. It’s a delicious dip for most occasions whether we are talking about a sportsball event (eew) or something to replenish you and your fellow elven brethren during a post dungeon long rest. Whatever the reason you are here, I present to you one of my favourite go to party recipes- warm buffalo chicken dip and also a very sneaky lighter version if you are trying to watch your calories.

Warm Buffalo Chicken Dip

Ingredients:

  • 1 8oz package of cream cheese.
  • 1/2 cup ranch or blue cheese dressing
  • 1/2 cup red hot buffalo sauce
  • 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • 2 chicken breasts, cooked and shredded.
  • extra cheese to top with

    Dippers: crackers, veggies like carrots and celery or corn chips all go well with this.
  1. Mix cream cheese, dressing, hot sauce and cheese together.
  2. Stir in the shredded chicken and put mixture into an oven safe dish.
  3. Top with extra cheese. Pop into oven at 400 degrees for until bubbly and melted. About 15 minutes.
  4. Serve & enjoy!

Lighten It Up

Honestly this is easily one of the best recipes to lighten up without compromising taste. I have omitted the cream cheese entirely, and replaced it with plain Greek yogurt. You can omit the liquid dressing and in its place used a ranch dry seasoning packet. When replacing the cream cheese I do usually end up adding about a half cup more of the shredded cheddar (you can find low fat cheddar cheese too).

One last thing…

Play around with it. I usually don’t measure the hot sauce out at all anymore. Adjust it to taste! Cooking should should be fun and your the one who has to eat it!

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Baking Uncategorized

Easy Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies

Well, a lot of shit has went down since March of this year. I have been slowly getting back into the habit of blogging more at my other blog while also trying to wrap my brain around the state of the world and the pandemic.

If nothing else Covid-19 has forced me into a much simpler, slow paced lifestyle so I’ve had more time to play around in the kitchen (literally spent all morning watching DIY canning videos because tomato’s are on sale this week at our local grocer, but that’s a post for another day.)

Back to Covid, big changes have happened in recent months, specifically we have been able to expand our bubble to include a couple families we are close friends with. One of which I will be providing childcare for on the regular and whose parents we get along great with, whom follow a vegan lifestyle. Now, I really love to host and entertain and a huge part of that for me is food. I am more than happy to accommodate various lifestyles and food restrictions as long as it means that everyone present will be able to enjoy it. Which leads me back to the reason you have somehow mosey’d your way to this page- you are clearly here for one reason- this epic vegan cookie recipe.

Not to be one of those cliche food bloggers that feels compelled to write a story along with every recipe, but honestly, I’m gonna go ahead and tell you why I love this recipe.

It’s because it uses easy to find, normal ingredients but also produces amazingly tasty results. No vegan butters, no speciality milks, in fact, I had every single item on hand already besides the vegan chocolate chips which I think is pretty convenient for people like me who do not live a strictly vegan life but love food and hosting in general. And honestly, it doesn’t really matter if you eat vegan typically or not, these cookies are delicious either way! Like. They are really. fucking. good.

Successful test batch. I ate way too many of these damn things.

So, here she is in all her glory. Make sure to read the recipe fully before chucking all of your ingredients into the bowl because I do have some recommendations to get consistently nice results out of these bad boys.

Easy Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies

  • 3/4 cup refined coconut oil, melted (I actually use unrefined because I love the added coconut flavour but if you do not want that little whiff of coconut taste, definitely go for the refined)
  • 3/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 3/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 1/2 cups all purpose flour
  • 3.5 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/4 cups vegan chocolate chips
  • Optional 1/2 cup sweetened coconut flakes. Like I said, I love me some motherfuckin’ coconut, especially paired with quality chocolate chips!
  1. In a large mixing bowl mix together all of the wet ingredients well (melted coconut oil, white and brown sugars, applesauce and vanilla)
  2. Stir in all of the dry ingredients minus your chocolate chips. (Flour, salt, baking powder) should form a very soft dough.
  3. Mix in your chocolate chips (and coconut if you feel so inclined) until we’ll incorporated.
  4. Chill your dough in the fridge for a minimum of two hours. Honestly, this step is more important than you if you want thick, fluffy cookies. If the coconut oil is not solid, your cookies will seep into sad little delicious pancakes rather than hold up a nice shape.
  5. Preheat your over to 350 degrees for 13-14 mins (on convection if this is an option)
  6. Let sit a few minutes and serve warm! They are so bomb! You should get around 3 dozen cookies if you make them small, less if you make them bigger.

Notes: This recipe freezes great if you want to form cookies and cook them later. Just freeze your cookies for around an hour or two flat and not touching each other on a metal baking pan lined with parchment paper. Remove them frozen and chuck them into a ziploc bag so you can cook them directly from frozen at a later date. Usually it will take one to two minutes longer to bake if you are cooking from frozen.

Enjoy and thank me later!

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Education Rants

Opinion: Ontario Teacher Strikes

You might be an idiot if you think this is all about wages …

Parents living in Ontario, whether your kids are in the Catholic, French or Public school boards, your kids have been affected to some degree by the ongoing strike action between teachers, support workers and the lovely Ford government – specifically Lecce- as he continues to negotiate (or not) with teachers over their renewal of contracts.

For those of you not living in Ontario- Ontario Public board students have been spending days at home off and on since mid December as the Canadian government continues to negotiate with teachers and their unions about their contracts. Unfortunately there’s a whole lot of misunderstanding about why teachers & their support workers have been striking and whether or not all this strike action is helping or hurting the children more. The number of articles I have seen floating around social media lamenting about how teachers are doing this all for a 2% raise and how harmful it is to the students who are missing time from their studies is so sad and disappointing. How disconnected from the truth we as Canadians have become and how lazy we have been about doing our own research and forming our own opinions that we mindlessly share articles highlighting only a small fraction (arguably the SMALLEST fraction) of what teachers are actually protesting about.

I get it, alright. For parents who are working this means the inconvenience of scrambling to find last minute childcare for our children who are too young to be home alone, if you are extra unlucky and do not have extended family members at home or retired parents this means paying out of pocket for daycare or day camp or some other form of childcare. For the unluckiest of us, that have little support or are in areas where high quality childcare is scarce this can also mean missing work, lost wages, adjusting your budget accordingly, extra stress – the effects continue rippling.

I’m generally a pessimist when it comes to believing that my words will sway people to change their political beliefs but considering that no one reads my blog anyhow (why are you here anyways?) and the fact that I care about my children and your children too, I’m going to go ahead and outline some of the real concerns teachers are fighting for and why you should care about these causes too. After all, whether you believe it or not- they will impact your child just as much as they impact mine.

Firstly- smaller class sizes. My daughters Kindergarten class has 30 kids in it. There are 3.5 Kindergarten classes in her school with approximately 30 kids in each class. Each class has two adults, the teacher and the early childhood educator. As someone who has worked in schools let me inform you of a little known fact – kindergarten is a literal shitshow. When September rolls around there are approximately thirty 4&5 year olds in their squeaky clean new school year shoes and their cute little “first day of school” outfits that excited to be little fish in a very big pond for the first time ever. Some of these kids have never done daycare before, some of these kids have parents who are still learning English, some of these kids have anxiety, some of these kids will later be diagnosed with ADHD, some of these kids already know how to read, some of them have severe peanut allergies, some of them are going through problematic issues at home — but ALL of them have unique personalities and needs— none of which their teachers are going to know in advance. There is a whole lot of adjustment happening for the children as they get used to the structure and routine of school, and a whole lot of adjustment for the teachers as they learn about each child’s unique needs and try to maintain control of the inevitable chaos that comes with putting thirty young children into one classroom for the very first time ever. The teacher is primarily focused on leading the class and the early childhood educator is helping guide the children that need extra guidance and extra support. In a class of thirty children, as someone who has worked in classroom settings I can promise you there is more than one child whose going to be needing extra support and ESPECIALLY this is the case in Kindergarten settings.

Perhaps you are thinking to yourself “Well my little Jaxon is a complete ANGEL and doesn’t ever need extra support and therefore will be completely unaffected by the larger class sizes!!”

Well first off. Shut the fuck up, Susan.

Secondly, I am a parent of a child who does need extra support and whether you choose to believe that this is all a product of my own parenting failures or not, the fact remains that if my child is having a meltdown in the middle of circle time, my child is going to be using up whatever little extra support is available, and your sweet little Jaxon is not going to be able to focus because of the disruptions and distractions. The teacher in the room will be doing every single thing she can to keep the remaining children’s attention but it won’t be enough.

Thirdly, Shut the Fuck Up, Susan.

Class sizes matter. Teachers and their support staff are being spread thin and it’s going to affect the kids who need extra support that is not available. It’s going to affect the gifted kids who need to be challenged but can’t get the one on one support they need to do so. It’s going to affect all the children in the middle of this range who don’t get a chance to speak or express their ideas or opportunities for creative freedom because the teachers simply cannot be in two places at one time. It will affect them all.

Another main issue the teachers are striking over is that the government wants to reduce support staff in the classroom. Support staff being EAs, CYWs, DSWs, etc. So in my daughters class they have one floating EA between all 3.5 Kindergarten classes and she also assists with some of the older kids. My daughter specifically uses this support somewhat regularly it seems. I don’t know what this means for other classrooms but I can promise you my daughter is not the only kid in her class that needs a little extra support throughout a normal day and my experience working in school settings is that most other classrooms are the same. This means we are lucky if we have one or two extra support staff available for say 200 or more kids. This issue piggy backs on the point about class sizes being too large and teachers and support staff being stretched too thin. Just because your child is not directly needing this service, does not mean for one second that your child is not benefiting from having extra support in the room.

Full Day JK & SK is currently not guaranteed past the 2021 school year. This means that after next year Full Day Kindergarten May be reduced back down to half days or every other day patterns in the past. To be honest, as an Early Childhood Educator I think half days are better than every other days specifically for kids who need extra support because many kids thrive on routine. Especially for Kindergarten kids who are struggling to adjust, every other day is going to make that adjustment harder. That being said that impact is not really going to be the number one concern for most families of JK & SK kids that are going from full time to part time. It’s going to be the thousands of dollars each year that is now going to the cost of daycare because as we all know, daycare is not free. Guess what is though – Full Day Kindergarten. Just saying.

So this directly applies to older children and not so much the younger kids but another big cost saving idea the government wants to implement is e-learning. My feelings are somewhat mixed on this because while on the surface some aspects of it do not seem terrible, I do have questions about how this would be implemented. Like what about kids who cannot afford laptops or do not have access to computers? How will this change affect them? How about kids with extra support needs that do not thrive in an independent learning environment? How long before the government decides that this could be implemented in grade 7 and 8 classrooms? Are our children going to be missing out on hands on learning opportunities, different teaching styles and social benefits of being in an actual classroom with actual teachers who care about them?

But what about all the time they are missing?! How will my child’s precious education ever recover?

Pfft. Let’s be real here for two seconds. This is not the first little bit of school your child has missed. Sick days, PA Days, holidays, Christmas break, March break, that two trip to Disney you scheduled in the middle of November? Where was all this faux concern about missing school then? I promise your child will be fine and in the same boat as the rest of their peers because everyone is off at once.

I almost forgot that point up above I made about the smallest fraction of what the teachers are fighting for (yet somehow the most blown out of proportion point I’ve seen) and that is heaven forbid, a 2% increase to their wages that essentially covers the increasing cost of living that Canadians everywhere are feeling every single year. Honestly, why is this unreasonable? Who doesn’t want a 2% wage increase every few years? Would you personally turn down a 2% salary increase if the opportunity to negotiate it came up in your workplace? I mean it’s not unreasonable and I don’t know why we are acting like it is especially with all the stressors teachers deal with on a regular basis. By stressors I mean YOUR KIDS, Karen. Don’t be coy, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Not to mention the fact that schools are so underfunded that many teachers are spending their salaries on classroom supplies for their students.

My last point on the whole 2% raise thing is going to be this- guess who is not being paid their salary for the days that they are striking? Oh right, it’s the TEACHERS. They have already lost more in wages than they would gain in the 2% salary increase. Perhaps maybe, it’s not just about the money after all.

Please bring your teachers a hot coffee to the picket lines! It’s hella cold out there.

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Rants

I Married My Dungeon Master …

No this isn’t a kink post. Well kind of. Okay no, not really, but read it anyways, mmmkay?

Well to be fair I married him before he was my Dungeon Master, technically it was nearly 7 years into our marriage and 15 years into our relationship before I had ever really delved into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. He had been playing and also DM’ing for quite some time before that. Realistically it is even safe to say that I’m still somewhat of a noob— I participate in two ongoing campaigns, one online and one group that meets monthly, neither of which have been going for more than a year at this point and a child sized handful of one off adventures. But I like it, I love it and I want some more of it. That being said this particular post rant isn’t really about me and my journey into the depths of RPG adventuring, it’s about my husband and the endless amounts of energy, planning and time (which is already a limited commodity in a household with small children) that it takes to run a successful campaign. Or two. Or in our case, three.

So my husband runs three campaigns for three very different groups. One is an online campaign with a couple of close friends who happen to live quite some distance away. This group plays monthly. One is his a group of his friends most of which he met at our local game store and also plays a handful of other games (mostly tabletop war games) with. This group meets bi-weekly most of the time but due to scheduling conflicts it’s currently no longer on a consistent schedule. The other group is a ladies only group, comprised of some of my friends, a group of all Moms with various things going on in our lives, three of them also juggling working full time and other commitments. We also meet on a monthly basis which essentially means that on a regular month, my husband is planning anywhere between 4 and 6 D&D sessions for 3 or 4 (the fourth being an occasional one off group event) different campaigns.

Running even one campaign is a commitment in and of itself. Particularly dependant on whether you are preparing your own material, or using a guidebook of some sort. Meaning that planning just one games worth of content can take between 1- several hours. Having in game choices with differing consequences that give players real control over where they go in an open world style and what happens next is time consuming, guys. There’s the work that goes into preparing backup content in case the party decides to go completely rogue and strays from what was the intended main quest line. Spending time making in-game props, letters, special cards or tokens to help keep track of in game content, map visuals, battle soundtracks, scrolls — the list of duties that a dedicated DM might take on is somewhat endless. I’ve watched him stay up til 1 am the night before game night making a stand up cardboard colosseum for his players to fight a dragon inside. And then still get up twice to deal with our ragey toddler and go to work the next day, then host four hours of D&D the night after. I’ve seen him print letters and age them, and burn the edges (so fancy!) hoping that his players might find the scroll in game but knowing all the while there’s a good chance they won’t.

Oh. And I haven’t touched the fact that scheduling can be a beast of its own. Peoples real lives (how fucking dare they!) have a tendency to change with time. New jobs, new school schedules, new seasons mean other extracurricular activities for a lot of people- conflicting sports and other commitments. My husband has three spreadsheets he uses to track availability and then chart potential dates for scheduling. He has to work his groups around each other because he can only be in one place at any given time.

Does your Dungeon Master host? If they do there is a good chance they are cleaning and prepping to have people over, maybe preparing snacks purchased with their own money. Do they have kids? It takes time and organization and for some people money to line up sitters for an adult only evening.

Oh hey. Did I mention that they don’t even get paid for this shit?

Because they don’t!! They do it because they love making the in- game content super fun for the people they play with. They do it because world building is fun asf and because it’s even more fun with props and maps and special items. Do you know where I am going with this?

Imagine the disappointment and frustration when party members slowly start flaking out on the regular. And I don’t mean things that are completely one offs like a family member dying or the party member suddenly coming down with some health issue or illness, I mean the straight up flakey, vague multiple last minute “I’m not going to be able to make it tonight guys” from the same person over and over. Admit it… most parties have one.

So I get it, real life happens and it is a bit of a bitch. Many of us have kids and those of who don’t have a lot of other stuff going on- spouses, actual jobs they do get paid for, other hobbies and commitments, households to upkeep etc. Responsibilities- we’ve all got them.

All that I plead is this: stick with your commitments if you can and if real life is starting to make it impossible, consider ducking out and allowing your party to carry on without you. It brings down the whole team when one or two people consistently miss out each session and it’s super disheartening for your DM. Sometimes it’s better end a campaign and start fresh with new people rather than that carry on with a group of people who really arn’t that into it anymore. If availability is a problem talk to your DM and see if there’s a way that you can take a leave of absence that can be written into the game in a way that makes sense. See about whether it’s possible for you to reappear in a few months with a new character and rejoin when life slows down for you.

Really it’s not that hard. Be a decent person that respects the time and energy that someone else is putting into something that is designed purely for your own entertainment and enjoyment!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Oh and bring your DM a fucking cookie the next time you see them! They deserve it!

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About Me

Word Press says I need to make a post about myself so here is the thing.

I am a Canadian mama of two living the coffee guzzling, sleep lacking, gremlin wrangling, lunch packing dream. I juggle errands, play dates, impromptu diaper explosions in the back of my car, activities for my kids, a (pathetic) social life for myself, a gym routine, a kindergarten calendar, a community playgroup calendar, a personal calendar and pretty much all the rest of the mental workload of running a household and raising kids. Not always successfully but I am juggling none the less. Like a clown. A very uncoordinated, sweaty clown with crippling anxiety and a screaming baby hanging off my nipple. But enough about me.

Ssssh my kids are sleeping.



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